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JON: Real Name: Jon Hoffman Intelligence: 3 Strength: 3 Speed: 2 Durability: 5 Energy Protection: 1 Fighting Skills: 5 Jon is pound for pound the most dexterous son of a bitch you will ever meet. The high fighting skills rating applies more to things like baskbetball, sweet dance beats, and Duck Hunt clay shooting than to actual combat. Although, who's to say he isn't good at that, too? NICK: Real Name: Nick Huber Intelligence: 1 Strength: 5 Speed: 1 Durability: 4 Energy Protection: 1 Fighting Skills: 1 A lot like the giant troll in Lord of the Rings, Nick really isn't good for much. He just thuds around and hits things with a club. Then he grunts. Not much to it, really. |
NATHAN: Real Name: Nathan Mitchell Intelligence: 3 Strength: 1 Speed: 4 Durability: 2 Energy Protection: 6 Fighting Skills: 1 Not much is known about Nathan's energy protection powers: those pitiful few that survive its wretched onslaught refuse to describe it and cry when the subject is breached in conversation. Don't make him angry. Don't feed him volatile legumes. |
BRENDAN: Real Name: Brendan White Intelligence: 3 Strength: 6 Speed: 3 Durability: 3 Energy Protection: 1 Fighting Skills: 3 Brendan can lift really heavy couches and even some modern lightweight refrigerator units. He can't move or do much once he lifts them, and half the time his back goes and we have to call an ambulance. Actually, Brendan has the strength of a normal person and we make him lift heavy things for our entertainment. I've got fifty bucks riding on the Brendan vs. The Bookshelf rematch next week. I bet on the Bookshelf. I always bet on the Bookshelf. |
